PUSSY LIST – FRANK BELLO
This is disappointing. We’ve been good to Anthrax over the years and have basically done 20 Questions with almost anybody who’s been in the band, from past to present. So when Anthrax’s webmaster and Mat 2003 Sludgeaholic Of The Month Brent Thompson said to send Frank 20 Questions, we did. We sent them out on May 12th, and 5 months have gone by and we haven’t heard anything. We emailed Scott Ian, we emailed Brent back, we emailed Frank, and we got nothing. Guess Frank doesn’t want the press. Oh well, his loss. Here are the questions he couldn’t get back to us.
1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote new CDs such as "We’ve Come For You All", current tours with Motorhead, websites, etc.
2. Why has it taken you so long to do 20 Questions when almost every other past and present member of Anthrax has done it?
3. You used to leave passes at shows for Madonna, Kim Basinger and Michelle Pfeifer. Did any of them ever show and who’s the hottest blonde ever?
4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
5. Rate the following bass players, 10 being the shit and 0 being total shit. Feel free to elaborate on your ratings.
6. In retrospect, do you still believe that Joey Belladonna’s refusal to grow his bangs out hurt the band’s popularity?
7. Finish these song lyrics and tell us the artist on your own without any help. Try to be honest for a change:
"This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me, You’ll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother, word to the motherfucker, _____ _____ _____"
"Deed is done again, we’ve won, Ain’t talking no tall tales friend, ‘Cause high noon, your doom, Comin’ for you we’re the ___ ____ _____
"I played with your heart, got lost in the game. You think I’m in love, that I’m sent from above, I’m not that ________
"Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Taste so good make a grown man cry _____, _____, _____
"Old Habits Reappear, fighting the fear of fear, growing conspiracy, everyone’s after me, ______ ______ ______ _______, hear them calling, hear them calling me.
"I never gave a damn. I was never even a fan. The only thing that makes me smile is ______ ________
8. Rumor has it that Rob Caggiano is quite the man slut. Give us your grossest, most horrid story about rooming with him on tour?
9. Who do you fight with the most in Anthrax and what is it typically about?
10. Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Kelly Osbourne and 10 being Britney Spears quality.
11. When Metallica was looking for a bass player, were you ever tempted to audition for them and if not, why?
12. The Last of Frank Bello:
13. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
14. Which do you prefer & why:
15. Which would you rather have happen to you (and you have to pick one):
a) Being the meat in a Udo Dirschneider/Rob Halford sandwich for a night;
16. You share your birthday, July 9th, with O.J. Simpson. Have you ever killed anyone or thought about killing your wife?
17. Has Frank Bello ever:
18. Scott stated in his 3-wind that he would rather have his nut sack ripped by a barbed wire than wake up to discover you naked and sweaty standing over him, beating off and blowing a load in his eye. How do you respond to that?
19. What’s the purpose of "Crash" on the "We’ve Come For You All" CD?
20. Time for Metal Sludge’s Word Association. We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.