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23 Questions With Donna D’Errico, 12/21/99

 

23 QUESTIONS WITH…

Donna D'Errico

Actress, Supermodel, Mom, and Nikki Sixx’s Wife
Donna D’Errico!


Donna in her Baywatch Outfit

It’s Christmas week, and as a gift to all our Sludgeaholics, we present you with

23 Questions with Donna D’Errico!  

In our opinion, this is one of the best interviews we’ve done and it is a Christmas gift to all of you!  

As most of you know, Donna is married to Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx.  She was also Playboy Playmate of the Month for September 1995, Playboy cover girl for November 1996, a star on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights, and other cool shit like that.   If you wanna know more about Donna’s bio than go to fucking E! Online or some shit like that.

Donna was so honest and brutal in this interview, she is the 3rd receipt and 1st female winner of the 
Metal Sludge Super Balls Award!

The Super Balls Award Goes To Donna D'Errico!

METAL SLUDGE SUPER BALLS AWARD

Actually, we were going to give Donna the first Metal Sludge Super Tits Award, but we were too lazy to come up with a pair of flying tits, so instead we’ll just stick to the flying Super Balls Award we already have.  If somebody out there feels more creative than us and wants to create a Super Tits Award for Donna that is as good as our Super Balls Award, then send it to us.  In the meantime, Donna gets the Super Balls Award!  Congratulations Donna!!

Thanks goes out to Donna’s old man Nikki for hooking us up with her.

Here is everything exactly the way Donna sent it back to us.  Enjoy!

Donna:  SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!!! HERE YA GO—ENJOY!!

 

1.  What are you currently up to?  This is your only chance to plug your shit.

Donna:  OUTLAW USA CLOTHING (ME & NIKKI’S CLOTHING LINE)…’CANDYMAN DAY OF THE DEAD’ HITS BLOCKBUSTER DEC 19TH….FILMING MY OWN SHOWS FOR NEW COMEDY CHANNEL ON THE INTERNET

2.  You recently flew to Japan and had quite an experience.   For those Sludgeaholics who aren’t aware of the story, could you tell them about it? 
OKAY, WELL I WAS EN ROUTE TO TOKYO FROM LAX AND WANTED TO GET SLEEP ON THE PLANE SO I WOULD BE ABLE TO BE AWAKE WHEN I GOT THERE (THE DAYS AND NIGHTS ARE OPPOSITE FROM HERE)….COULDN’T SLEEP, SO I TOOK A PRESCRIPTION SLEEPING PILL…STILL COULDN’T SLEEP..A BIT LATER I HAD A GLASS OF WINE…STILL NOTHING…HAD 
ANOTHER

Donna D'Errico

GLASS…FINALLY, ABOUT 50 MINUTES BEFORE ARRIVAL TIME I NODDED OFF….WELL, I GUESS ALL OF THE ABOVE FINALLY KICKED IN ‘CAUSE WHEN THE PLANE LANDED, I COULDN’T BE AWAKENED AT ALL….I’M TOLD THAT I HAD TO BE CARRIED OFF THE PLANE, AND WHEN I FINALLY CAME TO, I WAS DISORIENTED, WAS SURROUNDED BY JAPANESE PEOPLE SLAPPING MY FACE AND ALL SPEAKING JAPANESE AT ONCE, WAS BEING PUSHED TOWARD CUSTOMS, AND I GUESS I FREAKED….I GOT IRATE AND WANTED THEM ALL TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE…SO I SUPPOSE THIS CAME OFF TO THEM AS BEING IN NEED OF RESTRAINT, AND TOOK ME TO THE MEDICAL AREA OF THE AIRPORT, HELD ME DOWN, AND GAVE ME SOME KIND OF SHOT IN THE ARM…THE NEXT THING I REMEMBER WAS COMING TO IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM WITH HAWK (HEAD SECURITY FOR THE BAND) AND MY HUSBAND BESIDE ME…I LATER FOUND OUT THAT I SOMEHOW GOT TO NIKKI’S HOTEL ROOM, LAID DOWN ON THE BED, AND STOPPED BREATHING…NIKKI WAS GIVING ME CPR UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED…THEN IN THE AMBULANCE I FLATLINED FOR A MOMENT…THEY BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK….THEN GOT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND THEY DID SOMETHING(???) AND THEN I WAS FINE….

Also, did you ever figure out what they shot you up with?

NEVER DID!!   
Are you going to pursue legal action at all?
NAH…I’M ALIVE, SO WHY COMPLAIN?

Peek-A-Boo, I see you!

3.  How many dates did it take Nikki before he got into your pants?
HE WOULD CLAIM ONE, BUT I’M STICKING TO TWO WEEKS

4.  What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
KISS…..NEVER REALLY LIKED THEM, AND I’M NOT INTO THE WIG THING

5.  Do you think Pamela Anderson has great acting talent or is she just all tits and ass?

NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE SAID SHE HAS NO, LET ALONE GREAT, ACTING TALENT.  HOWEVER AFTER SEEING HER CRY OVER TOMMY ON JAY LENO A FEW TIMES LAST YEAR, I’D SAY THEY GAVE THE OSCAR TO THE WRONG CHICK….ON THE OTHER HAND, DIDJA SEE GWYN CRY?

6.  For $10,000:  Would you wedge a mature butternut squash in your vagina for an entire day?

I’D PROBABLY DO THAT FOR FREE, SO 10,000 BUCKS WOULD BE A BONUS!!  IS THAT AN OFFER??


7.   Do you remember the first time you heard Motley Crue, and what was your opinion of them back then?
DON’T REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THEM, BUT I LOVED (AND STILL LOVE) THEIR MUSIC

8.  In the epic film Candyman 3, a guy named Chris Van Dahl played the role of Ornte.  The first question is A:  Do you have any idea who he is?

I ACTUALLY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HIS CHARACTER HAD A NAME!! BUT YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
And B: 
If so, do you realize he use to be in Cherry Street and L.A Guns!?  How the fuck did that guy get a role in that movie???
HE MENTIONED IT TO ME…BUT I HAVE THE FAINTEST HOW HE GOT THE ROLE

 

Donna Takes A Shower

9.  You have one kid, and Nikki has 3, so do you and Nikki plan on having any more kids?  Also, if you do plan on having any more kids, any chance of you burying the placenta in the backyard?

WHAT THE???!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!! THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD OF! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD ANYBODY WANNA DO THAT FOR? PARDON ME WHILE I GO BARF…


Nice Skateboard!

10.  Rate the following dudes on a scale of 1 to 10.  1 being a scrub and 10 being a hunk.

Scott Baio….1
Mick Mars…..I PLEAD THE 5TH
Mark McGrath….WHO’S HE?
Kid Rock….6
Lars Ulrich…1
Howard Stern….2.5
Bret Michaels….1
Vince Neil….GONNA TAKE THE 5TH AGAIN
Gene Simmons…1
Dennis Rodman….0

11.  What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

….TOMMY LEE…I THINK THE REASON’S OBVIOUS

12.  Pick one of the following:
A.  You get a role in the next Adam Sandler movie, which grosses $150,000,000 and immediately puts you on Hollywood?s A List.  You even get nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.  However, due to your busy schedule you get a severe yeast infection that makes it so you can?t have sex for an entire year.  Nothing.  Zero. Zip. After that year, the yeast infection goes away and everything is back to normal.
Or;
B.  You get a role in the next Pauly Shore movie, your career gets ruined, but your sex life is better than ever.

THAT’S A TOUGHIE….BUT SEEING AS HOW I ENJOY GIVING AS MUCH AS RECEIVING, AND YEAST INFECTIONS DON’T AFFECT YOU ORALLY, I’D CHOOSE "A"

Donna on the cover of Inside Sport, March 1997


13.  2 Part Question:
What is your current opinion of Pamela Anderson?
JUST THIS: IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE’S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE
and,
When Pamela is talking, what percent of the time is she full of shit?
A.  25%
B.  50%
C.  75%
D.  100%
BASED ON MY BELIEF THAT SHE IS COMPLETELY SINCERE IN HER DUMBNESS, I’D ACTUALLY SAY 0%

14.  When can we expect the Donna D?Errico and Nikki Sixx sex tape to be stolen out of your house and sold through the internet?

NEVER—WE WOULD BE HONEST ABOUT SELLING IT FOR A PROFIT, NOT MAKE UP SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT IT BEING MYSTERIOUSLY "STOLEN"…WHO WOULD DO THAT?

Nice Cowboy Hat!

15.  Which do you prefer?
Baywatch or VIP =  BAYWATCH–I’D RATHER LAUGH THAN VOMIT
Warrant or Slaughter = SLAUGHTER–SAME REASON
Metallica or Limp Bizkit = METALLICA—BUT THE OLD STUFF, THANKS
Cinderella or Poison = I’D HAVE TO TOSS A COIN…
A Team or Miami Vice = A TEAM
Alice from the Brady Bunch of Florence from the Jeffersons = FLORENCE, OF COURSE
Pokeman or Pac Man = PAC MAN!!!!!!
The Vince Neil sex tape or The Bret Michaels / Pam sex tape = EEEWWWW!!!!!NEVER SAW EITHER ONE

16.  For $50,000:  Tell Mick Mars as part of a science project you want to shave his balls.  If you don?t persuade him to let you, you don?t get paid. You?ll get another $250,000 it you grab the shaft and being jerking it until he jumps away or lets you finish.

UUMMMMM…..WAS THAT A QUESTION OR A LEGITIMATE OFFER?

17.  Do you give Nikki an all access pass to your 3 inputs?
YEAH BABY!!!

18.  Just between you and us, do you really think Laidlaw stands a chance in hell to sell any CDs?  Don’t worry, Nikki isn’t reading this, you can be honest.

WHETHER HE IS OR NOT WOULDN’T MATTER…..I THINK LAIDLAW IS AMAZING—DID YOU KNOW MY SON’S ON THE CD COVER?? THAT ALONE SHOULD MAKE IT GO PLATINUM!!!

Nikki & Donna, American Music Awards January 1997

Nice skateboard!

 
19.  If Nikki wanted to bring home a chick for a threesome, would you be down for that?
WHAT’S TO SAY WE HAVEN’T ALREADY?

20.  Other than your Playboy stuff, when was the last time you posed nude?

FOR OUTLAW USA CLOTHING ADS (OUTLAWUSA.NET) 
Also, any chance of any more Playboy spreads in the future?
NAH

 

21.  Do you know if it’s true that Pamela had 2 ribs removed and that she has had more plastic surgery than she is admitting? 
THANKFULLY, I DON’T HAVE FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OF EITHER ONE.  TOO BAD YOU DIDN’T ASK ME ABOUT HER EATING HABITS.

22.  Nikki recently fell off the wagon this summer.  How did that affect you and what were your thoughts on that?

I WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIM…WE ARE BOTH NOW BACK ON

23.  Time for Metal Sludge’s Word Association.  We give you a name, and you give us your thoughts.

David Hasseloff / FENCE WALKER
Mick Mars / DRACULA
Vince Neil / SAD DAD
Heidi Mark / SKINNY, HYPER, SWEET
Pamela Lee / CHEESE WHIZ
Hugh Hefner / VIAGRA OVERDOSE
Limp Bizkit / ON LAST LEGS
John Henson / M.I.A.
Warrant / FLASH IN THE PAN
Gene Simmons / WIG BOY
Tommy Lee / A.A.W.B. (AFRICAN-AMERICAN WANNA BE)
Bret Michaels / BLUE BOY
Carmen Electra / CELEBRITY LEECH


Donna above Sunset Boulevard - 1996

Now was that interview the bomb diggity or what?

I’m sure if you’re Tommy & Pam then you probably didn’t dig it, but we can’t please everyone.

We enjoyed this interview so much we are going to go over the highlights with you.  It’s the post game wrap up.  Let’s take a look at some of what Donna said, shall we?

First she said Kiss should call it a day.  How can you argue with that?  Right away, we knew this was going to be a good interview.

When we asked her if Pammy had acting talent, she said:

"NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE SAID SHE HAS NO, LET ALONE GREAT, ACTING TALENT.  HOWEVER AFTER SEEING HER CRY OVER TOMMY ON JAY LENO A FEW TIMES LAST YEAR, I’D SAY THEY GAVE THE OSCAR TO THE WRONG CHICK….ON THE OTHER HAND, DIDJA SEE GWYN CRY?"

In other words, she said all her crying was a fucking act.  Donna is correct cause Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t cry at all!  Now that we look back, Pam was robbed!  Maybe Pam can win next year.

When we asked her if her and Nikki would plant their kid’s placenta in the backyard, she said:

"WHAT THE???!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!! THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD OF! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD ANYBODY WANNA DO THAT FOR? PARDON ME WHILE I GO BARF…"

In case you didn’t know, Pamela buried her sons’ placenta in the backyard over the Summer.  Hey, if she wanted to do that, whatever, but at least keep it private!  Instead she went on numerous talk shows and talked about it like she was plugging a TV show.  

For our Rate-A-Guy, she rated Bret Michaels, Gene Simmons, Lars Ulrich and Scott Baio all 1′s out of 10.  Kid Rock got the best score of a 6, while Donna has no clue as to who Mark McGrath is.  Or so she says.  Of course he’s the singer of Sugar Ray.  She probably would have given him a 1 anyways.  Nikki has her trained well.

Then she goes on to say Tommy Lee should get a smack in the mouth, and of course who can deny that?

And next comes the quote of the year, if not the century.  Here is her opinion of Pamela Anderson.

"IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE’S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE"

That, by far, is the best quote Metal Sludge has ever heard and one of the most brutal slams we’ve ever printed!!  It’s brilliant!  Donna should come write for us.  Let’s take a look at that one more time in slow motion.

"IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE’S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE"

It just gets better every time we read it.  That is the perfect quote to end the millennium on.  We suggest Nikki work that line into the next Motley record.  Fuck that, he should make that Motley’s next album title!

Then on top of that, when we asked her what percent of the time Pam is full of shit, Donna said:

"BASED ON MY BELIEF THAT SHE IS COMPLETELY SINCERE IN HER DUMBNESS, I’D ACTUALLY SAY 0%"

Hey, that ain’t too bad.  In a round about way Donna said Pam was honest!

Then we asked about the Pam/Tommy sex video.  Donna had this to say about that:

"NEVER—WE WOULD BE HONEST ABOUT SELLING IT FOR A PROFIT, NOT MAKE UP SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT IT BEING MYSTERIOUSLY "STOLEN"…WHO WOULD DO THAT?"


So basically Donna is saying that Pam & Tommy are full of shizznit about it being "stolen."  It does seem that Pam & Tommy do plug that video all the time cause it’s even shown in Tommy’s video for "Get Naked."  For having their privacy invaded so much, they certainly mention it a lot.

Donna then said she preferred Baywatch over VIP and Slaughter over Warrant cause she’d rather laugh than vomit.  So as far as Donna is concerned, 
VIP & Warrant = vomit.   
Slaughter just gets laughed at, which is good enough for us.

She also said that Nikki is allowed all 3 inputs, so you have to applaud that!  Plus she alluded that Nikki & Donna MIGHT have had a threesome before, so again, MAD LUV and Props to Donna for being down with that.

She did say there probably wouldn’t be any more Playboy shoots, so that’s kind of a disappointment.  But she didn’t say anything about not posing for Swank, so there’s always hope!

Donna & Nikki

When we asked Donna about Pamela’s plastic surgery and if she had any ribs removed, she said:

"THANKFULLY, I DON’T HAVE FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OF EITHER ONE.  TOO BAD YOU DIDN’T ASK ME ABOUT HER EATING HABITS."

Ahhh, so does Pam have some sort of fucked up eating habits??  Is she bulimic or something?  Interesting….

Her Word Association was just as good, as she called Gene Simmons WIG BOY and Warrant FLASH IN THE PAN.  Limp Bizkit is ON LAST LEGS.  And let us not forgot Tommy Lee being an A.A.W.B. (AFRICAN-AMERICAN WANNA BE).   The last diss of Carmen Electra as CELEBRITY LEECH was a nice way to round out the Word Association.

On a scale of 1 to 10, we rate this interview a 10!

Now if Pamela would like equal time, we’d be glad to give it to her.  However, we won’t be holding our breath.  We doubt her handlers would let her answer our questions.  

Now here are the links, plugs, and other shit.

First you have Motley Crue’s Official site at www.motley.com.  

Then you have Nikki’s Record label at www.americoma.comYou can find out info on Laidlaw, Flash Bastard, 1958, and whatever else Nikki has up his sleeve.

After that you have Nikki & Donna’s clothing line at www.outlaw69.com or www.outlawusa.net.  Both links will take you to the same place.

Last but not least, you have Donna’s Official site at www.DonnaDerrico.net.  However, the site is not totally up yet, but we’ll let you know when it is.

So there you have it.  Our Christmas gift to all of you!  So Merry Christmas to Donna, Nikki, the kids, and all our Sludgeaholics worldwide!

Now send us some fucking gifts.

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