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Rock on the Decline

 Welcome to Rock On The Decline.  This is the section where Metal Sludge brings to you weak ass local bands from around the country.  We’ll rate each band on a scale of 0 to 10 in several categories.  10 being the best, and 0 being a piece of shit.   If these bands take our advice, we guarantee that they’ll all be signed and playing arenas with Metallica in a few years.  But you have to listen to all our advice, or you’ll be doomed to play bars for little or no pay, much like Slaughter is doing today!  And we’re sure you don’t want that fate!!  So if you’re in a band and want your CD reviewed, then send us a few copies, along with a bio, 8 x 10, and any other shit you have to: METAL SLUDGENEW RULE:If you are sending us a CD for ROCK ON THE DECLINE, you HAVE to send us more than one fucking CD.  There are 6, sometimes 7, of us at this site, and sharing one CD with 6 people who might not necessarily be in the same state is lame.   If you send us a package to review and it has only ONE CD, we AREN’T reviewing it, and you ain’t getting your shit back either.  It takes us more time and effort to send the CD to each other or spin a CD-R that it’s just not worth it.  SEND 2 CDS at least or go fuck yourself.  Record labels require more than one CD, and so do we!!

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Most Of These Bands Belong In The Shitter

  Welcome to Rock On The Decline.  This is the section where Metal Sludge brings to you weak ass local bands from around the country.  We’ll rate each band on a scale of 0 to 10 in several categories.  10 ...

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