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 Sludgette Of The Month  We’ve been doing our Sludgeaholic Of The Month since September of 2000 and thought it was time to give the girls something. So we created the Sludgette Of The Month!We have no idea why we didn’t start doing the Sludgette Of The Month when we started doing the Sludgeaholic Of The Month. Maybe we were secretly gay at the time. Who knows? It’s a mystery that will probably never be answered.What does it take to be a Sludgette Of The Month? Tits!That, and you need to be wearing a Metal Sludge T-Shirt, Baby Doll, or Tank Top! No exceptions! Otherwise, it’s like wanting to be a Playboy Playmate but not wanting to get naked. It just ain’t gonna happen!So if you have a Baby Doll, Tank Top, T-shirt, or Jersey, just send us your picture and maybe you’ll make the grade! Send it to [email protected] and address it as Sludgette Of The Month. Not every chick will get to be Sludgette Of The Month, so don’t take it personally if you get denied like a fat chick outside of Motley’s tour bus.By being Sludgette Of The Month you’ll get tons of exposure and lots of guys will want to get in your pants! You can’t lose. After a year of this we’ll let the Sludgeaholics vote for Sludgette Of The Year! You could even win not so valuable prizes!

Sludgette of the Month – September 2002, Dragen

Sludgette of the Month – September 2002, Dragen

SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Dragen Dragen is our very first deaf Sludgette! We’re not speaking Ebonics, as in "That’s deaf!" we means she’s really deaf! As in, hearing impaired. So how does somebody who’s deaf know what various bands sound ...

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Sludgette of the Month – August 2002, Tina Lu

Sludgette of the Month – August 2002, Tina Lu

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Tina Lu Now that photo up above says it all! Sludgettes are classy chicks that come from all walks of life. It’s our August Sludgette Of The Month, Tina Lu, sporting our White Metal Sludge ...

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Sludgette of the Month – May 2002, Julie Ann

Sludgette of the Month – May 2002, Julie Ann

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Julie Ann Julie Ann looks like the typical girl next door. The type of girl that would be a librarian. In fact, she is! But she’s also a horny Sludgette who’s hooked up with "rockers" ...

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Sludgette of the Month – April 2002, Amber Hanold

Sludgette of the Month – April 2002, Amber Hanold

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Amber Hanold This month’s Sludgette Of The Month was very persistant in her attempts to become a Sludgette Of The Month. We like somebody who has drive and determination, plus who doesn’t look bad wearing ...

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