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 Sludgette Of The Month  We’ve been doing our Sludgeaholic Of The Month since September of 2000 and thought it was time to give the girls something. So we created the Sludgette Of The Month!We have no idea why we didn’t start doing the Sludgette Of The Month when we started doing the Sludgeaholic Of The Month. Maybe we were secretly gay at the time. Who knows? It’s a mystery that will probably never be answered.What does it take to be a Sludgette Of The Month? Tits!That, and you need to be wearing a Metal Sludge T-Shirt, Baby Doll, or Tank Top! No exceptions! Otherwise, it’s like wanting to be a Playboy Playmate but not wanting to get naked. It just ain’t gonna happen!So if you have a Baby Doll, Tank Top, T-shirt, or Jersey, just send us your picture and maybe you’ll make the grade! Send it to [email protected] and address it as Sludgette Of The Month. Not every chick will get to be Sludgette Of The Month, so don’t take it personally if you get denied like a fat chick outside of Motley’s tour bus.By being Sludgette Of The Month you’ll get tons of exposure and lots of guys will want to get in your pants! You can’t lose. After a year of this we’ll let the Sludgeaholics vote for Sludgette Of The Year! You could even win not so valuable prizes!

Sludgette of the Month – June 2005, Dora Noble

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH DORA NOBLE! Our June 2005 Sludgette of the Month is a British Columbian! Or is it a Mexican Canadian? Something like that. That NAFTA treaty never made much sense to any of us. Anyhow she’s ...

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Sludgette of the Month – May 2005, ArielPlath

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHArielPlath! This month’s Sludgette of the Month comes from the land of trailers, Enuff Z’Nuff and D’Molls — Blue Island, Illinois! Even though she lived in southeast Florida for a long time, she recently relocated to ...

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Sludgette of the Month – March 2005, Ckck

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHCKCK! Our March 2005 Sludgette of the Month comes to us all the way from the land of ABBA, Europe, and the Swedish Chef — Sweden! We have no idea how to pronounce her name, but ...

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Sludgette of the Month – February 2005, Elise the Piece

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHELISE THE PIECE! Our own bastard boy floyd selected our February 2005 Sludgette of the Month, and since floyd has impeccable tastes, we can’t argue with his nominee. She’s a frequent contributor to our Gossip Boards, ...

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