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 Sludgette Of The Month  We’ve been doing our Sludgeaholic Of The Month since September of 2000 and thought it was time to give the girls something. So we created the Sludgette Of The Month!We have no idea why we didn’t start doing the Sludgette Of The Month when we started doing the Sludgeaholic Of The Month. Maybe we were secretly gay at the time. Who knows? It’s a mystery that will probably never be answered.What does it take to be a Sludgette Of The Month? Tits!That, and you need to be wearing a Metal Sludge T-Shirt, Baby Doll, or Tank Top! No exceptions! Otherwise, it’s like wanting to be a Playboy Playmate but not wanting to get naked. It just ain’t gonna happen!So if you have a Baby Doll, Tank Top, T-shirt, or Jersey, just send us your picture and maybe you’ll make the grade! Send it to [email protected] and address it as Sludgette Of The Month. Not every chick will get to be Sludgette Of The Month, so don’t take it personally if you get denied like a fat chick outside of Motley’s tour bus.By being Sludgette Of The Month you’ll get tons of exposure and lots of guys will want to get in your pants! You can’t lose. After a year of this we’ll let the Sludgeaholics vote for Sludgette Of The Year! You could even win not so valuable prizes!

Dahlia is our November Sludgette of the month.

Dahlia is our November Sludgette of the month.

               Dahlia is our November Sludgette of the Month   1. Tell us about you, who you are and why you’re looking at Metal Sludge?   You’ll think I’m quiet and reserved when you meet me, but I’m not. I’m ...

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Sludgette of the Month – October 2005, Brandee

Sludgette of the Month – October 2005, Brandee

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH…. BRANDEE! Brandee is our Sludgette of the Month for October, which happens to be her favorite month. Let’s get right into this shall we… 1. Tell us about you, who you are and why are ...

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Sludgette of the Month – August 2005, Laura

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH…. LAURA! Our August 2005 Sludgette of the Month comes to us from the city by the lake! Nope, not Cleveland, Milwaukee, or even Salt Lake City. She’s from Chicago! She’s also a huge self-proclaimed fan ...

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Sludgette of the Month – July 2005, Crys

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH CRYS! Our July 2005 Sludgette of the Month comes to us from the land of wood chippers, dinosaur excavations, and the geographical center of North America. That’s right, it’s North Dakota! Her name is Crys, ...

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